Wheel of Snark

I’m watching Wheel of Fortune for the first time in years. Someone finally allowed Pat Sajack to release his inner snark. It’s like watching George Carlin on Valium. 

Funny how I never noticed how much he disapproves when you want to buy a vowel. Clearly, he who has never solved a puzzle before thinks you should be able to solve without a vowel.

Next time you watch the show, listen to how reluctant he sounds when he says, “Yeeees, you can buy a vowel.”

*gathers vowels together for a group hug* “It’s okay. The rest of the world likes you. You don’t need Pat Sajack.”

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